Nothing to do with this story but I just heard character actor Miguel Ferrer passed away. RIP

Ha! I am also working. Tomorrow night one of my favorite local bars is donating part of it's profits to the ACLU. It should be a great get together of fellow travellers.

I'm With Her

I hope the Trump inauguration is the inverse of the moon landing. Everyone remembering exactly what they were doing when they weren't watching Cheeto Dick get sworn in.

That's bad

Now you'll be swimming in Happy Madison money

Or be forced to be in the one Sandler films in hell.
It'll happen eventually. That guy vacations everywhere!

So I shouldn't hold my breath for Trump?

Or Red China?
Johnny Ray?

I remember Arnold being on Letterman in the mid 80's saying Schwarzenegger meant "black plow man"

It's a black fly in your chardonnay.
And you can't afford another glass because your manager stole 5 mil

Pun threads aren't coulier anymore.

No better foreplay than salt and unpopped kernels in your urethra!

The "election" will be just picking various Trump branded merchandise by "voting" with your credit card.

You nailed that one!

*Jots down idea for horror script*

White Castle has "chicken rings", which are every bit as wonderful/horrible as they sound.

Thanks to Putin we were set up like a bowling pin

Do it for Yoda while we serve our guests a soda

She was born rich, then married the founder of Amway and became infinitely richer thanks to his annoying empire.