Yeah I only jumped around the article, but saw no mention.

I've found there's a direct correlation between knowing bands playing a festival lineup and still having a job you can go to stoned.

They say it starts at 7 p.m., but with all the trailers does anyone really know what time it is?

I tried to market my "Maninpesto" and it surprisingly didn't go over well at Whole Foods

I have more than a feeling this movie may suck.

Yeah, "looks like"

So you're saying my pitch for a new show "Dong v. Food " isn't such a good idea?

The Single Guy! With Tinder and what not the jokes write themselves!

Don't worry, with Trump in office we'll have another "big bang theory" that will render all entertainmemt unnecessary distractions from gathering berries and hiding from Chuds.

I would also like to express my fondness for this particular youngster to get off my lawn

The Smiths—Well I Wonder
The Doors—Been Down So Long
The Decembrists—Won't Want For Love
Bruce Springsteen—No Surrender
The Beatles—Day Tripper
R.E.M.—Man on the Moon
American Music Club—All Your Jeans Were Too Tight
Beck—Derelict
Beastie Boys—The Scoop
Josh Ritter—Folk Bloodbath
Townes Van Zandt—Where I Lead Me
Jake Bugg—Kingpin
…

Well 2016 you took Prince and a Thin White Duke but that just wasn't enough. You had to take a Princess too. Bastard!

Rest in Peace Carrie
You were a Princess AND a badass.

He's a Ten!

Wha happen?

Wisconsin has always been a political enigma. Sure they gave us LaFollette, but they also gave us Joe McCarthy

Rockettes, kick balls!

Around here we have a local chain of bland sports bars called Hot Shots that are almost entirely located in suburban strip malls.

Trump voters, I got a lot of problems with you people!

Nickleback's wife is in a coma