we'll still have modeling schools I bet

Tell me about it!
-Melania Trump

But less than Jesse Spano's speed habit?

Regal Beagle for me.

Ironic considering in the 90s I left the house to get AWAY from Saved By the Bell.

Don't even think abput getting your money back the morning after.

I had that same haircut junior year in high school.

Get out of the loan while you're young

Yeah the last thing you want is a Wreck on the Highway

Sick Burr-n

There's not a (hamil) ton of material to work with

Hamper? Ooh la la Rockefeller!

He's no Dillard!

Jack Off Marley makes an appearance too.
But instead of chains he drags cockrings for eternity

Are we sure "Nick" isn't Steve Bannon?

Yeah, unfortunately the reality in most of those small towns is the same annoying accent. But with a Make America Great Again hat and tirades against "libtards"

Don't forget Guy Noir!—I think the last person who found that amusing died in 1981.

PHC doesn't come on until 5 p.m.
Usually I'm too drunk to notice by then.

Put on some camo before you answer that door!

Rigged. Sad.