I love improvising with mashed potatoes. I add garlic, cheese, spinach, etc. In fact I've wondered if a restaurant based around quirky mashed potato recipes has been tried yet.

I Recritried.
Meaning I tried with Rectified.
It lost me though around season 1 episode 3

In related news Trump still wonders what happened to his grandpa's thumb.

Rock and roller trailer wars, I can't take it anymore!

Damn, mine appears to be in Russian. Good thing I know a guy
-Donald Trump

Look like that Clowes has done it again. What a bunch of Clowes.

The trailer I saw ended with the line "they're messing with the wrong city"
I guess Omaha or Tucson would have just rolled over and surrendered?

Snookie?

He nose what's up!

Has no one made a "Kanye just likes to be around giant asses" joke yet?

You've been rick rolled

Pretty ironic that now the only place you'd find that thick bush are people IN their 70's

Count on the gimmick accounts to give you the best travel tips!

I just realized there's going to be a Trump Presidential Library someday and got depressed again.

The length of my screws leads to immense frustration too.

Most of them were under the table and dreaming

Nothing edgier than fashion shoots with Beck and Hansen

I thought he was Speaker of the House from 1846-1851

I'm gonna watch it eleventy tim€s!

You didn't find it entrancing?