"there actually was no real Millennium Falcon"

If you put the salad in little baggies they might sell better

Her dad and uncle already do that.

No, just in Branson

They're too old to catch his attention.

What about Tiffany Trump?
Didn't she make some horrible dance music a few years ago?

Also how does one fly over yesterday?

Alt-human

No wonder they amended the Constitution to limit the President to two terms.

I don't think I can get High Enough to tolerate a Trump presidency

So why haven't you called her?

Nashville is already fairly gentrified.
I see as almost as many lumberjack beards there as I do in Portland

I forgot they existed until my boss ordered a bunch of it in for lunch for the office a few weeks ago.

Or gets appointed to his cabinet

Wow, they don't care whose toes they etc.

I read it as DTF Energy Music Theatre instead of DTE at first and thought damn, why not just name it the Tinderdome.

Strop draggin these puns around

Yes but how well does he know the porn parody, Saved By the Balls?

I can't even pretend to give a fuck about this.

And we all know Trump has the voice of an angel.