This is Trump's plan to bring manufacturing jobs back to the US.

Anton will have a good day at least

95 years and not a minute of it under President Trump. We should all be so lucky.

I wish I only had to say it
-Melania Trump

Woozle wuzzle?

And pulling the strings on a President elect.

For that you don't have to hate money, you only have to hate it being in the hands of someone not already super rich.

1. Grab throat
2. Ratings
3. ????
4. Profit!

Secretary of Agriculture

I'm just gonna Scroll through these puns

-The AV Club

Yeah, Pinterest is the apocalypse!

Rocking? Is that what happened to Kid Rock fans faces? I just thought it was meth

Like Ed Hardy and Tapout shirts did in 2009.

First they called me Kid Gorgeous
Then I was Kid Presentable
Then Kid Gruesome
And finally….Kid Rock

Douche to Sell Douchey Merchandise to Other Douches

World's worst three way

In addition to my Star Wars cards I also had Jaws cards and Charlie's Angels cards. I think I still have a few, though all are bent and many appear to have been urinated on.

Yeah but who knows how many fetal stem cells he's mainlining to counteract all of that?

Because Hillary Clinton used a private e-mail server and there's only so much the media can cover.