Is there a Confederate flag option. I REALLY want to piss off the Trump voters.

When the November rain starts to fall

And when the venue was simply named for a body of water rather than it's later revolving corporate monikers—United Missouri Bank Pavilion, Verizon, and now Hollywood Casino Ampitheatre.

Take that Charles Keating!

Fired or set on fire.

Or get shot through the eye

Actually her margin is about 2.7 million now. And I for one, plan on reminding the Trump cultists of that for the next 4 years.

During the Bush WH I used to say Nicole Wallace would be my HF. But this year she was one of the GOP NeverTrumpers, so while I'd still bang her it would be more like a mild annoyance fuck.

When you get to Instagram, tell em Itchy sent ya!

Next time wear a sweater that covers your ass!

I've only been offered weed (and coke) when I was in Jamaica and Mexico, never stateside.

Is anyone still here for the pun thread or am I on my own?

I never started

"Better you all than me"
-Melania Trump

Something else of Obama's he'll take credit for

With those glasses he did look like cousin Oliver from The Brady Bunch

But at least he didn't send emails from a private server while Secretary of State.
Thankfully we dodged that bullet, that would have not impacted our lives at all.

Annual Gift Man. He lives on the Moon

"Labia Dynamite"

I've had trouble finding two of the above, actually