Oh, Canada

In Hollywood in the 70s only boning one costar was considered being faithful to your wife.

The year I turned 33 I hooked up with a 20 yr old for awhile, then a 44 yr old. Had a lot more fun with the 44 yr old, and she didn't need a fake ID

More like Aunt Beru-gar amirite?

You mad, Solo?

Is it true to be canonized you have to be departed?

You can do two things in Mike Pence's name.

Wasn't that the one where teenage Katherine Heigl told everyone her dad, Gerard Depardieu, was actually her lover?

Or "Three to Tango"?

Where the hookers at?

Will this network be forever, or will it go down in flames?

I've actually been to all three. I just thought the fuckwit to somewhat rational ratio was lower.

Is there a way we can remind the Orange Tumor daily that he got 2 million fewer votes than Clinton and only due to 100,000 fuckwits in To Make a Murderer Land (Wisconsin), Leadwater (Michigan) and The Place They Throw Batteries at Santa Claus (Pennsylvania) is he Commander in Chief.

The Chris Hansen protection package is extra.

"Hey I will fucking suck dick Disney to make the remake of Bedknobs and Broomsticks".

When you're a famous ornament you can grab the tree by the underbrush.

My brother in law mentioned what a dickhead Trump was and no one disagreed. Mainly because my brother and sister in law couldn't make it as they were visiting their daughter who just had a baby out in the sticks.

Any chance we could get Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton, and Michelle Obama to "9 to 5" Donald Trump by harnessing him in his penthouse and they would then run the country as it should be?

Well considering just about anyone who is talented hates this asshole I guess Ted Fucking Nugent will be getting all the White House gigs from now on.

Had to be a big shot, didn't ya, and start a pun thread