Nothing like Black Tar Butterball

I guess it's better than cooking with confused fucks.

USA: Everything Must Go!

Our long national nightmare is over

It's between Iraq and a hard place

Oh your mom's here now?
*Straightens tie, slicks back hair*

You will be Unforgiven for starting a pun thread

At the rate it's going Woods will be the GOP nominee in 2024

I wonder how many nutmeg shits you take after that.

Ha! Like anyone who eats at Arby's walks!

So he's my roommate's aunt?

Too many voters lack the foreskin to see what a disaster this administration will be.

At first glans this transition looks like a disaster

True, especially "a skin crawling symphony of very wet sound effects"

A stranger is just a penis you haven't met yet!

Am I really gonna be the first?

I'm a pretty casual smoker with a low tolerance. Thankfully my 65 yr old hippie uncle usually had pretty low key stuff I could smoke and get the right amount of hazy. Then last summer we were seeing a band in the neighborhood and I take a couple tokes of this stuff that knocked me on.my ass. He said it was no…

I've been called the first and third thing you mentioned there.

I think there might be something to this. Trump is scared shitless now and Obama is offering him safe haven—at a price.

Most of the books might be cinders by then anyway.