It worked for Cotton Hill

In Soviet Russia, buffet eat you!

I worked at a movie theatre when that came out and that scene was so hilariously ridiculous. I also remember him grabbing some guy in the groin and tossing him across the barroom as the guy clearly yelled "my nuts!!".

That's interesting. I have noticed that the usual clientele at the "traditional" gay bar in my neighborhood (i.e. it's not a dance club) seems to be 2/3 gay and over the age of 50 &
1/3 straight under 50.

Yeah, upon second reading I see that too. Though I'm pretty sure anyone from KC who has been to STL a few times is familiar with AB.

To be clear he is not giving advice on "Kansas City tourism" he is giving advice to a Kansas Citian on St. Louis tourism, and not very good advice at that if he is suggesting someone who wants to see the small breweries go to AB.

"Sure, but…"
*sighs and rubs fingers and thumbs together to signify $$*
-Melania Trump, Marla Maples Trump, and Ivana Trump

Won't someone think of the dudes!

Yeah but we're not talking about something like a gun here, we're talking about POT!!

Potato man!

I still haven't found the pun I'm looking for

Which one did he beat people up for the environment?

Your whey outta line there

I wouldn't tassel with him

Well the joke's on Hollywood if they grabbed my old blankie for a cum rag.

Yeah but Trump supporters have no interest in brains

Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?

More like No Action Land amirite??

Well to quote the asshole this place is named after, it wouldn't be my first choice.

Just their mind??