They might want to stay out of NYC just in case. Take an exile on Main Street

I have a bone to pick with this skit

Yes, are you banging the skeletons?

Well of course.
He wouldn't have been able to score with a 10 like Inga if he was a balding Belding.

Such a nasty cavewoman

Grunt, grunt, grunt

Thanks!
*Books flight to L.A., loads up on Taco Bell*

No! Not the star! I haven't had time to shit on it yet

Are you sure?
We haven't seen Bad Accountant, Bad Funeral Home Director, Bad Pharmacist, Bad Second Cousin yet.

Two things!

That's why he has to lose in a landslide.

But dog shit is biodegradable and also a good fertilizer.

It's also weird that Billy Bush had more of an impact on the election than Jeb.

So no selfies in the voting booth, got it!
Just dic piks from now on.

Were those comments from @realDonaldTrump?

The real money in political hate songs back then was to write a scathing take down of William Jennings Bryan.

But according to people calling in on FOX and Friends they only see Trump signs in Crustbucket County, West Virginia so these polls are ALL wrong!

Hey Bud, what's with the beer puns?

She was voting for Trump

After The Californians