*AV Club puts pumpkin suit back on rack at pop up Halloween store and slinks away*

Innit?

Boiinnggg!

How many smug atheist professors in this one?

I can't recall the last candidate with facial hair to get even close to the Presidency.

Ah, Manhattantown, an agreeable place for a knickerbocker like myself.

Or a daily infusion of stem cells

"Look at me! I'm crooked Hillary, I can touch these high voltage wires and nothing will happ…"

Ivanka?

I'm having a party this weekend. Nasty women and bad hombres invited!

And jump ON Trump.
You know Hannity wants those tiny tiny hands all over him.

Yeah they're like Homer Simpson bragging about "telling it like it is" till Marge points out he's the fattest one in the car.
Gee Marge, you don't have to tell it like it is.!

Fuck. This. Guy.

Who will pay?

*Pours out Natty Lite tall boy*

Such a nasty woman

Yeah the demise of his career wasn't exactly a top secret

Bob Dole and GG Allin?

It could still be Jill Stein

Pretty much every song by a baebershop quartet