And the wife would have to be an idiot who regularly lies to her husband.

He's all bragadocious about his education

Just make sure it's not a smooth jazz cigarette.
Trust me, you'll be disappointed

I remember when the record store "dispensary" was the clerk's 1990 Ford Festiva

If by "seeds of a banger chorus" you mean Trump and Hannity should both be banged on the head repeatedly with industrial sized bags of seed—I concur.

Another pun thread? Geddy outta here!

I enjoyed one when I was there last month. But what I liked almost as much was the Portugese rice dishes in Provincetown. Like jambalaya only better, which pains me to say as a former NOLA boy.

He'll blame that on Hillary too

*Faints onto couch*

TRUMP DESTRTYED KILLRY, BAD MICRPHON, LESTRE HLDT BAD MODRTUR, BENGHAZI EMAIL!!!!

Rudy also said Trump should back out of the next two debates.
Presumably because of all the winning.

I think so, unless you count Bob Dole saying "Bababooey" repeatedly in 1996

The funny thing is Trump cultists are doing what ALL losers do in debates—blame the moderator—while still claiming Trump won.

My debate analysis?
Trump shit the bed!

It's sad that you are stupid or stubborn enough to believe that

Cumpanion?

Oh, screw you!

For a woman? Not quite enough to be nominated and elected is the right amount of ambition to these assholes.

It did wonders for his teeth!

Reagan was running away with the election and Democrats running for Congress were distancing themself from Mondale to have a fighting chance. Mondale gave these candidates the blessing to do so, knowing he'd lose and wanting Democrats to hold on to seats in the Senate and House. Bob Dole did the same for Republicans…