He can't miss!

I am and proud of it!

"Is anybody alive out there??!!"

He had a wife and kids in Trump Tower jack
He found a model and he never went back

Horseshit!

"It's late September and Halloween candy has been on sale since at least July 5"

He might have been spit roasted at one time.

-The AV Club

Hey they're worth more in the original packaging.

"seedier Clark Griswold"

Look out Itchy, he's Irish!

All that topical humor about Monica Lewinsky and Y2K gone

How is Canadian Viagra different?

Good point. I imagine a lot of moms still use Yahoo mail.

We just can't a Voight pun threads around here

Is Carrot Top the only comedian yet to have an autobiographical sitcom on cable?

Wasn't the Pinto Ford's sequel to it's Fairlane?

How bout something from the vampire's point of view

There's nothing that will keep me from voting against Trump

Just wait till we have #President Hashtag