Push It!

Probably for the best for all of us. Anyone who watched movies after 1995 probably masturbated to one or both of them. Might get a bit awkward.

You would have made even more money detassling Korn in the 90s.

Hell this GOP nominee has made me nostalgic for Sarah Fucking Palin. At least McCain would have had to die before we got that nutbag as President!

More like Pyre Home Companion amirite??

Which one's Maserati does 185?

She's the one that actually looks uncomfortable with this whole shitshow.

Two things

I guess, maybe, if you're into Nazis who look like plastic shopping bags of twigs.

Patrick Bateman meets Children of the Corn looking prick!

Oh yeah I remember when your mom was waitressing.

He later went into politics and became Mayor McCheese

The fries are his paralegals!

Republicans have had a boner for rich guys with no political experience for awhile now. But they always sobered up before putting the nomination ring on their finger. Till this year.

Your dad is a Brooklyn hipster?

"Netflix will never be popular until you can record on it"
-Someone's dad in 2013, probably

Pallin with Stalin

What's wrong with that?
-Tommy Thompson

Hey Goober, where's the meat?

Kiss my bass!