We would have also accepted—the more you Chloe

The people my age voting for Trump are more likely to want to go back to 1985, since they weren't around in 1955. Of course the way I see them reminiscing about the 80s online you'd think it was the 50s—With more songs by Styx and Journey.

Want some Arbys?

I'm seein double
4 pizza places!

Hey, he got laid.

Good one, but he should have deadpanned back
"Gee, denied sloppy thirds. How would I have gone on"

I hope you had the time of your life

Normally this would be the kind of movie I'd enjoy the first third of or so before it gets bogged down and becomes a predictable saccharine yawner.
Thankfully this trailer followed that very same trajectorate saving me the trouble of actually having to see the movie.

The average Trump proudly proclaims their pig-fuckerness.

No doubt, I've already been snipped but seeing them makes me want to get a second V just to make sure!

More butthole jokes
-The AV Club

LIBRUL ELIITTE!

Imagine if Clinton were on Fallon's show and he were half as fawning:

I wonder if Chaplin ever pulled a Michael Bolton when asked about it? "Why should I be the one to shave my mustache, he's the one who sucks!"

You're right, he wasn't a "great liberal". He was center left. And with center left we wouldn't have had VP Cheney. No Cheney no Iraq invasion (he had a hard on for going in there right after 9-11). Also no Karl Rove in the White House. No Karl Rove no anti gay marriage referendums on the ballots in many states in…

Yeah but Perot didn't win any states. He came in 2nd in two—behind Clinton in Maine and Bush un Utah

Well that would have been apropos had Trump run 3rd party

What to color a state that votes third party is a question that hasn't been asked since 1968

Ray Price used to perform at my great aunt and uncle's speedway in Missouri in the 50s and 60s. That was before my time, but when I was a teenager in the late 80s we were on a family trip to Branson and Ray had a theater there at the time. My mom insisted we all go see a show. Afterwards he talked to her for a good…

Money wasn't the only thing he spent that day