I do all the time!

On special occasions

Can I kill all three, fuck myself and marry the sea?

Fuck you, I'm eating!

He needs to lay off the greasy food if he wants to get rid of his teenage acne before his 60th birthday

Sadly, Trump has set the bar so low for Republicans that acting like a grown up 50% of the time now=Lincoln

Agree 100% on Justine Bateman.
In my 13 yr old dreams she and Susannah Hoffs both made numerous appearances.

I'm not so sure. Alex was a conservative dweeb, but he was also a decent kid.

What, you don't like the American Psycho meets Children of the Corn look?

Well call me pathetic, because despite Clinton's shortcomings and that she is a (gasp!) politician, she isn't batshit insane, racist, xenophobic, Putin lovin, own daughter lustin after Donnie!

Exactly. Electoral vote and demographics are the real story here. The media wants a horse race so it's focusing on national polls where Clinton is only a few points ahead, but she is ahead in so many electoral vote rich states that Trump would have to pull an.inside straight to win.

I thought he was the GOP Presidential nominee in 1996

Don't blame me, I voted for Kødøs!

And in the 90s the best selection of Laser Discs came from SunCoast

It's more ambivalent than jerking off on the sidewalk. Everything is relative!

It's a Candyland!

What's this about Red Buttons?

OK, some of it's coming back to me. Meh

M-O-O-N, that spells fuckaree!

Other than Hearts in Atlantis I was very disappointed in just about everything he put out between Tommyknockers and 11/22/63