I read this book, but don't remember any of it.
That's fine, King probably doesn't remember writing it either

I get told to get bent repeatedly. Does that count?

Hmm, I'm a straight white guy and no one has protested me going about my business. Maybe I don't exist.

Imagine if Facebook was around in 1963, the Zapruder film would get the same treatment

"Fuck your Big Mac sauce"

No, we need to go Beck to the Mellow Gold standard

Well, let's keep a few. I live in the Midwest and I'm slightly above dumpy, but have no interest in sliding the rest of the way down the scale if they all get killed off.

My guess is most of these people have been dick punched by life already.

Tonight..in..Jungle..Book..land

I was in college and worked at a movie theater when that foolishness went down. I got called in on my day off to change out that first reel so no more idiots would die. Or at least die of something else they couldn't blame on Paramount Pictures

Or fap?

So if we watch the livevstream enough we might see a plane crash?

Proofread it all night!

And as long as she doesn't sneeze more than twice no one will talk of replacing her on the ticket with a man.
Yep, equality indeed!

It still penetrates

Indeed, they were prime mates!

How much Monkees do we really need?

You think Trump will look that good at 89?

You Really Want Me to Get Fired Don't You Internet?

It's called audience participation. Unless you walk out of the theater with severe lacerations you didn't get your money's worth.