In his early 80s. Which means he was barely 50 in Cocoon.

That autumn, 1990, saw a lot of good movies.

He had Wilford Brimley Syndrome

They can be three things

Any chance Trump is sending his tweets on one of these? Pretty please?

Grew up in the midwest in the 80s and I remember it as something my parents pretended to watch for half an hour before doing other stuff.

How about the theme from "Perfect Strangers"?

Do Seven Avengefold fans often discuss the size of historical dicks?

I wonder if Garfield died on a Monday.

Thinking of songs I truly loathe and two immediately come to mind: Time Passages and Year of the Cat. Both by Al Stewart. I think he had a third one I hate too but I'm too choked up with rage to think of it. Seriously, fuck that guy!

God, "Miracles" played every single time I was in the waiting room at my sister's orthodontist office. To this day I can't hear that god foresaken song without thinking of Highlights magazine and my mom telling me to stop being so "fidgety"

The "lookin for America, callin through your schools" line irked me the most for some reason.

Hey if you left your pole sitting out, exposed to the world you were just looking for someone to grab it!

Who wants a bathtub mint julep?

Sure if it's before noon

Tunader

I think that's in the Republican Party platform

Come on up for The Rising
*Hits snooze*

Born to Run Late!

Bruce "Project Manager" Springsteen