A movie about an evil Al
Bundy? Capone?

Are you just gonna Jam this thread with puns?

The internet is a series of YouTubes

I inherited millions and murdered people in cold blood?

2028, will that be the year "Ass" wins 8 awards?

That's assuming Carrot Top knows the year of his birth

She should marry Jack's sister Pearl

I told you last night—NO!

If peaceful silent protest gets so under your skin you must view this country as a delicate fragile flower that the slightest breeze could destroy.

You gotta go on the roof and mess with the antenna

Yes, and it's 1:00 am. Your local network affiliate is signing off for the day.

See? I went blind 18 months ago!

If his tiny tiny hands were all over you would you even feel it?

A few years ago I interviewed with Corinthian Colleges (hey I had been unemployed for a few months and was starting to get desperate)
I had to take a shower when I got home. My job would have been to convince already poor folks that this 18 month degree at 30k was superior to the associates they'd get at the local…

Kill wealthy dowager

You'll be happy to know all your favorite right wing conspiracies about the Clintons are still around!

Where do you think he got his wives?

More like Hail to the THIEF

Let me check
*Hits calendar button on Casio calculator watch*

It doubles as siding