My two words? You guessed it

College? That's a funny way of spelling cocaine

Teetotalers can have fucked up kids too. Look at Trump's spawn

In America first you get the honey, then you get the power, then you get the women.

Yeah, look at Mike Fuckabee, I mean Huckabee

Weird that a priest could have been Senator.

I don't know. I'd say there's a vas deferens between curriculums at these schools.

*Waves goodbye*

This guy's got more bread than a prison meat loaf!

The theme from John Carpenter's Halloween isn't good enough for ya?

I wanna see them recreate Man Getting Hit by Football

The oldest parts of the city sit on a natural levee and mostly did not flood during Katrina.

They're not sending us their best water, the waters are rapists, murderers. Some, I assume, is good water.

He saw his sister getting boned

Really? For some reason I thought the end was more ambiguous. Like we didn't know if he had beaten it or not.

Settin the bar pretty low, eh?

Yeah but we never found out which 50 was victorious

Yeah it's not the Hershey Highway

That movie was bullshit!
That was no pond, it was a goddamned lake!

I remember how bummed I was that the soundtrack to "Pump Up The Volume" contained the Concrete Blonde cover of Everybody Knows instead of Leonard Cohen's.