If it resembles gravy you might want to see a doctor

The dick (joke) was inside you all along

Yes but can he stick his tongue out convincingly?

Didn't Rachel and Monica date the Clooney and Noah Wylie? Which had to be difficult since ER was set in Chicago, not New York.

He murdered the original tenant of the apartment, a guy named Kessler, and stole his identity.

Top o' the Reunion, to you!

I'll break the news to her when I'm there tonight.

What were they selling, meth?

But what does Ass Dan think?

78? Sheesh that's a lot of smug atheist professors.

I smell a new franchise cookin—"Who Dat Candy Ass"

I think it was called The Theme Park That Couldn't Slow Down

In the 70s everyone was 10 yrs older

But that implies we had some to begin with

He's the only living former GOP nominee to show up at this year's convention

I don't worry about that too much. She's a female over the age of 50 now. For all the ranting the right wing does against Hollyweird they have a lot in common when it comes to casting

Corrected Breitbart Boy

The best fuck you to tiny handser will be on November 8th when he loses to a woman.

Did someone tell him he wouldn't be running against Obama this time?

I was at a pornography dollar store.
I was buying dollar pornography