Yeah I compare it to his comment last week that "he always wanted" a Purple Heart.
Like it's an Emmy or something instead of an honor you're given after you are WOUNDED in battle.

Or a Senate made up of guns

Anyone who tweets can't be a bad man.

No way old man, I'm gonna be partyin over here forever, forever

I didn't know about it either, like most parties
*Sad trombone*

Well if Bigfoot didn't murder him a steady diet of Jacks Links surely would.

Step on it Messiah! Messiah's gaining on us!

George Bush was a loser. Couldn't handle Katrina when she was raining out of her eye, raining out of her, wherever. Sad.

We have nothing to fry, but fry itself

So you're saying my vegamitarito might not be a good idea?

And for her pleasure

A crummy commercial?!

I can't think of any. I'll have my Secretariat work on some.

Two memes, one cup

Did you Hoth to do that?

Your father wanted you to have it when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it.

Thanks Obama!

I doubt Luke's aunt and uncle let him go to someplace as "urban" as Mos Eisley

So did a porno I heard about.

I heard last week that cargo shorts are the reason I'm not getting laid.