Tabitha or GTFO

So you would or wouldn't try to bang her?

Todd Gak?

How many are dead ringers for Ivanka?

We used to have Del Taco here. One looked like a flying saucer. Now we have none. They at least saved the saucer building from destruction and it's a Chipotle and Starbucks now.

Melania has more than just the image

Actually it was 51-47. Romney's 47% comment wound up being prophetic.

In response to Obama warning us against votingbfor demagogues Pence actually said "name calling has no place in public life "

Who?

Yep, and also on the bouncy ball things you ride on.

"Career Opportunities" gave two great arguments for being locked in a Target overnight

He'd have been nothing without Peter Scolari

Hopefully his asshat son who trophy hunts gets chewed up and spit out by the lion first

I watched The Stepfather with My Cousin Vinnie

Happy Love Day everybody!

When there were only two nut prints in the sand, it was then that Jesus carried you.

And they both stormed out of the office in haste!
Also, out of my colon.

The other day someone tweeted something along the lines of—I get it Bernie or Bust people who are thinking of voting for Trump, the other day when I ordered Coke and they only had Pepsi I set my head on fire!

They'll build their own Bernie out of doll hair and 2 dollar CVS glasses.

I'd wait for it to be over with antici….