She'll be sorry if the Orange guy turns 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue into a White Palace.

Many creepy erections
-The AV Club

At least it's not Strom Thurmond anymore. Which it was as recently as 2002.

It would take a dozen just to get through the cabinet.

Can't we have one Republican convention that doesn't end in digging up a corpse?

I'll get back to you on that.

I love the PTA meetings where Moe and Groundskeeper Willie attend, even though they don't have kids.

Two donuts, one for Trump one for Pence.

There ain't no Mexico wall and there never was!

Just make sure she has plenty of vegan kale ones for the Bernie supporters

My flight leaves in less than one minute!

In the world of small miracles the Trump supporter in my office (only one here who is vocal about it) is off today so I don't have to hear about how great Il Douche's speech was.

Limbaugh is from a well connected family of lawyers and judges in southeast Missouri. But he himself flunked pit of college and became a rock n roll DJ. He started the political shit jyst to set himself apart and get jobs I think.

As opposed to the RNC delegates. Who are looking for anonymous gay sex on Craigslist

No mentions of Gary Johnson or Jill Stein?

Isn't that more of a Blobby Horror?

*Cues up Lee Greenwood*

Here's an appealing fellow!

And also has her own money now I assume

Extra points with the boss when you kill someone on your way out.