Yeah but they couldn't smooth a silk sheet if they had a hot date with a babe…I lost my train of thought.

There would be real beauty in it if the animals could hunt Trump back

You Got The Touch!

Yes, eat all of our shirts!

When I saw Orange Jr all I could think of was Anthony Michael Hall's line in Weird Science: "He's an asshole, look at that haircut. Anyone with a haircut like that you know he's an asshole "

Roger that

So long, uglier and sleazier Jabba The Hutt

"Single working actress with three kids"
So set in LA, or possibly NYC.
Because no one anywhere else has an interesting story to tell.

It got stuck buffering at 47%

Because they're books.

Conservatives who actually read something besides rage filled blog posts and FOX News tickers?

Utica?

Mightier? Doubtful, look at those tiny hands.

He did send Christie to McDonald's for him. Maybe he thought fictional characters ate for free.

Why have hamburger when you can have Trump steak?

Fair trade?

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Better speed up. At this rate the majority of MILFs will be GILFs by the time you get to them.

Katy bar the Door (County)

He wouldn't make me cry if he said goodbye.