It was down to her and Ben Carson, who declined due to being in a coma.

Maybe you are ALL my opponents!

Best movie to nap to in the last 20 years was "Castaway"—after the plane crash that is.

I can see Christie explaining himself.

Remember The Simpson's? They're back, in app form!

Hello darkness my old friend

It's a reflection of time spent isn't it?

Yeah this was an arranged marriage by the family. Get hitched to the stable guy. Meanwhile Newt calling for all Americans of muslim descent be tested is his way of screaming "Elaine!!" in the church balcony.

Keep fucking that Pence!

-The AV Club

Talk about top and bottom of the ticket!

He died on the way back to etc.

Some stars trek

Which Koch brother inspired the other Lebowski?

Is there anything sadder than off brand Hot Pockets?

I smell a Weird Science reboot

Don't you hate pants?

Oh yeah, I'm in talks to be the lust object of Sofia, Bulgaria

Or just toss more dirt over what's left of his head and call it a day

For historical context see: Granny, Rapping