Oh, god, it still sounds terrible.

Does anyone know what the song was at the beginning of the finale? I can't seem to find it anywhere.

He didn't not sing Johnny Cash because he didn't know any Johnny Cash songs. Jesse's power is often completely literal. He told Cass to sing him "some Johnny Cash", so Cass did exactly that.

Same. I was expecting something at least a little more interesting than snakes, for some reason.
Though it did give us that cool shot of Kaetenay cutting off the snake's head. That was pretty sweet.

Man, remember all the way back in season one, when Victor was capable of passing as a relatively decent person? Good times.

"I'll never see tables the same again."

How much Hulk could a Hulky Hulk Hulk if a Hulky Hulk could Hulk Hulk?

Oh, I didn't know it was a cable network. This is what happens when you only use the internet to watch your shows.

It's AMC. They're not allowed to have "fucks" not muted.

Actually, John Clare is most likely swimming. There's a good deal of water between Antarctica and London, y'know.

I think you mean "Marvel has one of the all time worst records". Sometimes, being a fan of superhero stuff can be really annoying, because the creators of said superhero stuff keep doing shitty things and I just have to sit there and pretend it never happened.

Because sometimes the people who write comics forget how Actual Human Beings work, and also because in the past, some comic writers have had difficulty in writing female characters without immediately making said female characters do something that gives them a boner (heck, even some modern comic book writers *cough*…

Comic Book Time is weird and hard for me to follow sometimes.

Funny that that's what you imagine Karen doing, because that's more or less actually what happens in the comics.
Granted, the comics also have a real shitty subplot later on about Karen being so depressed that she becomes a porn actress?? For some reason??? And then she gets fridged, as is the way of some comics.
So,…

They didn't even mention Dr. Sweet, my new favorite character. The way he nerds out about animals was both relatable and also oddly attractive, for some reason. I mean, knowing this show, he's either going to die or turn out to be super fucked up, but still.
Then again, Lyle's still alive. In most horror shows,…

I know, and as a writer, I semi-agree. But I was speaking literally. When a bunch of characters treat another character like crap, sure, it's because that's what the characters are doing, but it's also because that's what the writers want them to do.
So, fictional characters would be more accurately called…

"Finn, can you explain this?"
"I don't know! I'm not a psychiatrist!"

Personally, I'm gonna view it as Finn questioning his sexuality. I know my interpretation doesn't hold much water, but listen. It's my interpretation, and I want all the non-straights.

The show may be a non-entity, but it, and the fictional characters who inhabit it (which, by virtue of not actually existing, are also technically non-entities as well) are controlled and directed by numerous writers and artists, who themselves are entities.
As such, through them, the show *can* treat NEPTR like cra,…

JAKE: "Whoa. Is that true? You see Shelby as a bookish nerd?"
SHELBY: "You're a nerd."