Scarlet Witch is Rita.

NO we're not going down that road, not for the billionth time in the past two weeks.

If they made a Corey Stoll-as-Hemingway action figure from Midnight in Paris I would've bought it in a heartbeat.

No, but McEnroe is going to be in Lars Von Trier's next movie.

Since I only have a couple weeks before I leave New York for the summer, I'm cramming in the most New York-sounding stuff I can into my rotation. Lou Reed, some jazz, Billy Joel and whatnot.

My friends coerced me into getting a Tinder, but we're also college age, so take it with a grain of salt.

I grew up in DC and never once went on a White House tour, but if you can get down to Virginia I highly recommend checking out Mount Vernon. Obviously I understand doing the tourist stuff if it's your first time, but DC's a super underrated city, and there are a lot of cool neighborhoods and whatnot to check out if…

The child that Tony Stark and Aunt May clearly conceived off-screen right before Peter walked in.

Jealous. My school is going until the 25th so mine are just starting to ramp up. Means I can't continue my daily hobby of watching movies all evening instead of studying.

I said this last spring and I'll say it again this time, I'm at the point where I'd rather bees go extinct and bring about the end of humanity with it then go through another pollen season. Every night I wake myself up sneezing, and then in the process of blowing my nose I wake my roommate up, who, bless his awkward…

Billy Joel - Don't Ask Me Why
Blind Melon - No Rain
Blondie - Dreaming
The White Stripes - I Want to Be the Boy to Warm your Mother's Heart
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Ooby Dooby
Elvis Costello - (I Don't Want to Go To) Chelsea
The Velvet Underground - New Age
Mungo Jerry - In the Summertime
Johnny Cash - Hurt
Bob Dylan -…

I don't know, I feel that there's a sense of immaturity to being uncomfortable with a song due to the frankness of its lyrics. Maybe it's the Beanie Babies giving me preconceived notions.

He told me to tell you that A) whiskey has gotten really expensive these days, and B) check out Starwipe.

Flatulence is one of the only things left in America that can still be considered bipartisan.

I get my news from the blind man who lives under a nearby bridge and Newswire, in that order.

Clearly they never accepted his friend requests.

I think (hope?) the storyline will pick up whenever they get to Oldtown. One of my favorite aspects of this season has been learning all the Westerosi history and mythology with Bran's flashbacks, and I imagine there'll be more where that came from once Sam starts learning about the Night's King and all that.

The Waif would like to remind you Jon is only a HALF brother.

And Bob Hoskins meanwhile is… oh wait. Shit.

Here's some money, go see a Star War.