I got excited when I saw all the Red Hot Chili Peppers were there, but the excitement left when I remembered that "all" doesn't include John Frusciante anymore.

I'm ashamed of this because I absolutely hate Urban Outfitters and everything about them, but I was walking by one the other day and happened to see the Animal House soundtrack on vinyl was on sale, so I swallowed my pride and bought it. I don't regret the purchase one bit, but I plan on cleansing myself by burning…

Fuck looking for summer jobs. This is the first summer between school that I've ever been excited to have one/felt I could handle it, but even putting together an acceptable resume seems like a gargantuan task.

And knowing his feelings on mortality, something tells me Woody is thankful every day for that.

Just the other night I had a dream Bruce Springsteen performed with Dave Grohl but one of them messed up a line and they got into a huge fistfight on stage.

*Tries to high five you, accidentally sneezes into hand first*

I know a bunch of those Never Hillary people at my college. I'm a Bernie supporter myself, but I can't stand those hypocrites who spend half their time (rightfully) calling out Trump's shit and the other half refusing to support the one candidate who stands a chance at beating him.

It's springtime, which means it's the time of year again for me to complain every Wednesday about pollen and the horrible, horrible things it does to my nose! This time I foolishly accepted a friend's invitation to have a picnic in Central Park yesterday, and foolishly paid the price when I woke up at 1:30 AM sneezing…

The Who - Bell Boy
The Spinners - Could It Be I'm Falling In Love
The Notorious B.I.G. - Juicy
Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
Phish - Cavern
Vampire Weekend - Obvious Bicycle
Bob Dylan - I Want You
The Impressions - People Get Ready
Michael Jackson - Rockin' Robin
Electric Light Orchestra - Don't Bring Me Down
Paul Simon - I Know…

"American America America"

*Tom Hardy berates Alien Jesus during press conference*

Even without Scorsese's Silence making it in, I'm still hyped as fuck for this.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is my favorite movie of all time, so Shane Black doing another buddy mystery seems like a personal present to me.
Woody Allen is my favorite filmmaker, and even his late-period work gets me hyped like almost no one else.
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This is obviously some sort of conspiracy to hang out without me while I'm out of town at college. I disapprove, but understand.

Ain't Too Proud to Buy Hearing Aids

Shattered (My Hip)

"maybe that means Hart will soon be a big star in France if this works out."

You're what a good number of us will probably be doing this spring break.

One of the cruel realities of being a college student in New York City is that I'm surrounded by amazing restaurants serving all sorts of food, but I can only afford the soulless cafeteria menu and the occasional ramen.

White Stripes AND Black Keys! Screw having to pick a side!

U2 - Pride (In the Name of Love)
Phish - Good Times Bad Times (Live)
The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Castles Made of Sand
Steve Miller Band - Kow Kow Calqulator
Kendrick Lamar - Real (feat. Anna Wise)
Chuck Prophet - Old Friends
Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sitta
The Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice
The Diamonds - Little Darlin'
The…