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The first one overall wasn't great, but it did have "You hit like a vegetarian!", which deserves to be in the pantheon of Arnold lines.

I thought they were just goosebumps at first, but it turned out watching Carlos Mencia gives me a full-blown allergic reaction.

The Who - The Song is Over
Smashing Pumpkins - By Starlight
The White Stripes - This Protector
The Velvet Underground - Heroin
Jimi Hendrix Experience - Castles Made of Sand
Little Wing

I'm picturing Chris Christie backstage at a Trump rally trying desperately to give Trump an earbud so they can listen to Thunder Road together, but Trump just gives him the coldest of shoulders.

Has anyone else been listening to Karina Longworth's six-part profile of Crawford on You Must Remember This?

Nah, that was Jesus in your toast, you just thought he was Dave Grohl.

"I saw Nirvana live! And this was way before Nevermind."

Won't anyone speak for Bee Movie?

I was literally kept in a cage until I came bursting out at the 12:00 chime.

I won't begrudge the guy. A paycheck is a paycheck, and I haven't disowned the improbable number of talented comedians who were in the Angry Birds Movie.

High Fidelity. That movie is incredible until John Cusack's ex threatens to kill herself unless he has sex with her, and then they end up together at the end.

Oh god, apparently Paul Sorvino is in this too? Now I'll always think of this as "the Paul Sorvino erotic thriller".

And that has its own semi-tragedy of killing off Max Von Fucking Sydow after only five episodes.

I find Zappa to be a little smug sometimes, but damn if he isn't a mind-blowing guitarist.

I'll be the resident young person here and say fuck finals. Is having to write three essays in two days indicative of the adult experience? Because if so I may just go live the life of an Appalachian hermit.

Thanks for having some White Stripes on the one day where I failed to have them.

As there should be.

Bob Dylan - The Man in Me
The Raconteurs - Intimate Secretary
Thelonius Monk Septet - Epistrophy
The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Gypsy Eyes
Buddy Knox - Party Doll
Nirvana - Come As You Are
Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
Low Cut Connie - Shake It Little Tina
Chuck Prophet - They Don't Know About Me and You
Dusty Springfield - Son

I personally see Tony Stark as more Lucille myself. They're both the most reliable for a drink and a witty put down.

I went with the "Is super powerful (or rich in Rita's case) but has no earthly clue how to use it" logic.