Consider me a card-carrying member of that cult.

If we're talking pure batting average, then Keaton definitely wins, considering she never had a September among his filmography.

Unfortunately I doubt she's the star, considering she was the fifth cast member announced. My wild guess is her character is married to Bruce Willis though, and even if both characters are as one-note as can be, it'll surely be an hilarious note.

I feel shameful saying this, as Crimes and Misdemeanors is my favorite of his overall, but yeah, Keaton over Farrow. The ground Keaton covers between Love and Death, Annie Hall and Manhattan is positively ridiculous.

I think this is great news. I haven't seen Irrational Man yet, but I can already tell the two are a good match. Plus, I'm always happy when Parker Posey gets major work, and casting her in two straight films should help Allen with his age gap reputation.

Jesus, Tom Hardy looks unrecognizable.

And even if it does end up a failure, it'll surely be an interesting one. The description of Joaquin Phoenix disrupting the movie for the better with his line readings got me more anticipated than the trailer.

Yeah, Suge Knight just got shot, AGAIN!

Something something Angels in the Outfield?

I read an interview with Amy Adams where she talked about her admiration for Jessica Chastain and how she wanted to star in a movie with her as siblings. All I can say is please, Hollywood, please…

I was at the RFK show, and the throne is even more ridiculous in person. I couldn't blame him if he just keeps that and performs sitting down from now on, even after his leg heals.

I JUST WANNA FAHKIN CLARIFY THAT JUST BECOAUSE BEN AFFLECK'S FOAHFATHAHS OWNED SLAVES, IT DON'T MEAN THAT BAHSTON IS A TOWN PLAGUED BY RACISM AND OTHAH CHOWDAHEAD QUALITIES

"How are you feeling?"

It's not a federally mandated law so much as a personal excuse to watch that movie whenever I can, because why wouldn't you want to watch Lily Tomlin and Alan Alda play deadheads whose son gives Richard Jenkins LSD?

Entourage lied to us!

By law, now that the Grateful Dead and bad LSD trips have been brought up, I'm obligated to go and watch Flirting with Disaster.

And God knows what he thinks of hip hop.

It worked fine for Reagan.

I think everyone will be too busy discovering their newfound bisexuality to get mad about that.

I just don't want to see the studio wrangle control from Woody over final cut to Irrational Man 2 like always.