All I know is that my budding pun thread is officially a Failure to Launch.

Marc Webb and a guy from Greek. That's a real A-Team CBS has doing this show.

I once considered starting a Reposted Anal Cvnt Song Titles account, but I quickly realized I would be banned within minutes.

How about a Varg Vikernes brand zero-kosher vanilla ice cream with a corn flake cone?

I just watched the Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode where they start a podcast and now I want one with Danny DeVito and Joe Pesci.

Upvoted for the giggle I had upon being reminded The Laughing Gnome exists.

I remember when this movie was first announced I commented here saying I wanted to punch my computer screen.

Don Henley - The Boys of Summer
Phish – Bouncing Around the Room (Live)
Pink Floyd – Comfortably Numb
The Velvet Undeground – Jesus
Elvis Costello & The Attractions – (What’s So Funny ‘Bout) Peace, Love and Understanding
America – Sister Golden Hair
St. Vincent – Birth In Reverse
Kanye West – All of the Lights
Kendrick Lamar…

You can skip K-9. Instead of Ford and Neeson it's Jim Belushi and a dog, and I don't even think they're on a submarine.

Yeah I get you, I really want to prevent another Indiana Jones film too.

Ugh, pun threads are the Bane of my existence.

I'm sorry. "Skull?" "Crystal?" What is exactly is it you're referring to? I don't seem to recall anything Indy-related with those words.

I'd raid his lost ark.

*Raises hand excitedly, sharts*

In Soviet Russia, boots get on you.

I think I mentioned this on Monday, but over the weekend I fucked up my face trying to jump over a table (No, I don't deserve much of your sympathy, I know). My nose has healed a lot since then, but now I've got pain on the inside of my lower lip that makes it hard for me to eat or drink anything, especially if salt…

The White Stripes - My Doorbell
The Beatles - Revolution
Elton John - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
The White Stripes - As Ugly As I Seem
The Rolling Stones - Let It Loose
Nirvana - Something In The Way
Arctic Monkeys - Mad Sounds
Elvis Costello & The Attractions - Green Shirt
Bad Religion - Incomplete
LCD Soundsystem - Sound of…

Don't worry, I think all the reactionaries are busy over at the David Simon Newswire.

I literally squealed with joy when I saw that Marlene Dietrich was going to be featured again on You Must Remember This. Even beyond the fact that Karina Longworth's impression is coma-inducing hilarious, the thought of this exotic, androgynous German femme fatale seducing the good ole American wholesomeness that was…

I want to avoid doing a Fuck Allergies Hat Trick, so how about fuck the emergency vet trip we had to make for my dog last night? She seems to be doing okay now, but she's fourteen years old, has lived with Cushing's Disease for a while, and now has an ear infection to boot. She's been a part of more than half of my…