The Air Near My Fingers was basically my tenth/eleventh grade anthem/musical painkiller.

Jack White - Take Me With You When You Go (Blunderbuss)
Green Day - F.O.D. (Dookie)
Bob Dylan - Desolation Row (Highway 61 Revisited)
Bruce Springsteen - Jungleland (Born To Run)
The Who - In a Hand Or a Face (The Who By Numbers)
The White Stripes - This Protector (White Blood Cells)
Nirvana - All Apologies (In Utero)
The…

Zubin Mehta & New York Philharmonic - Embraceable You
Elvis Costello & The Attractions - Pump It Up
The Avett Brothers - Incomplete and Insecure
Harry James - Blues
Lou Reed - Satellite of Love
MC Eiht - Straight Up Menace
Elton John - Burn Down the Mission
The Beatles - Baby, You're a Rich Man
The Who - I Can't Explan (Live…

In The Midnight Hour is the song I go to when I want to try the two things I love but suck at (dance and sing in a soul voice).

Permission to add this to my resume too?

Probably, but in your case I expect you'd have to clarify what you mean by "upvote".

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I think they'd have to settle it with a sing-and-dance-off.

Did you see the cover of Adam Raised a Cain they did at that Springsteen tribute show? It was flat out jaw-dropping.

She's sort of like the underground Sandra Day O'Connor.

I wasn't aware we lived in The Happening, but I think the end of human civilization means the end of me having to suffer through pollen season, so I'll take it.

You seem right, but I stand by my statement, because I fucking hate bees too, and I really want to throw them under the bus for something.

There are only so many things you can say about Connor Clapton before a libel suit comes down on your ass, I suppose.

Despite the risk of redundancy after last week's Tolerability Index, FUCK POLLEN. I DON'T CARE IF THE BEES NEED IT, POLLEN CAN FUCK OFF THE EARTH AND GO GIVE SOME GODDAMN ALIENS ITCHY EYES AND BLOODY NOSES FOR A CHANGE. I'VE GONE THROUGH ELEVEN TISSUE BOXES IN THE PAST WEEK.

Remind me, is that the actual title of that Anal Cvnt song, or is the real title just unprintable?

Billy Joel - My Life
Bob Dylan - I Want You
Nirvana - Scentless Apprentice
Smashing Pumpkins - By Starlight
Kanye West - Devil In a New Dress (feat. Rick Ross)
David Bowie - I'd Rather Be High
Grateful Dead - Franklin's Tower
Joe Jackson - Steppin' Out
The Beatles - She Came In Through the Bathroom Window
Miles Davis -…

THAT LEO KID CAN DO IRISH WICKED GOOD FAH SAHMONE WITH A FAHKIN PAHSTA DISH FAH A NAME. THAT LITTLE SHIT IS WELCOME AT MY APAHTMENT ON BLEEKAH STREET ANYTIME HE WANTS TO DRINK SOME BEEAH AND WATCH THE SAHX

I'd also probably have Simple Twist of Fate, Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts, and probably Idiot Wind. As lush as the album version of Shelter From The Storm is though, I'd have to go with the electric version from Hard Rain.

It's like a giant bottle of C4 got lodged in my nostrils and couldn't decide whether to explode or not.

At least we made Roger Moore happy, for whatever that counts.