God is omnipresent and I'm pretty sure even he steered clear of that mess.

Screw Men in Black, have Jump Street overlap with After Earth, then we can finally have the Lord/Miller/Shyamalan collaboration everyone's been waiting for.

If he inserted Bernie Mac into this version I'll watch it on a loop.

I know right! I didn't want to know what Drive was about until I saw it!

"Will she show her globes?" -Jeremy Renner

This is near the top of movies I quote to a rather annoying degree.

I was hoping this movie would appear when they did their favorite Robin Williams performances. I'm glad it's hear now, considering both Williams AND Mike Nichols have since passed. Dammit, now I'm sad again.

Probably Julianne Moore's, but you'll have four to choose from come Oscar nominations this week.

The joy of no wins for The Imitation Game is more than canceled out by The Theory of Everything winning anything, especially Redmayne beating Gyllenhaal.

Harry: You think I'm stupid?

"Harry, no one's going to dust the fucking dog."

The hospital cameos. That pretty much sums the movie (especially Downey's narration) up.

"And looking back on it, maybe I should've told her I wasn't really a nipple-DETECTIVE."

Downey's panicked monologue to Monaghan after realizing he slept with her friend is absolute magic.

Perry: I want you to picture a bullet inside your head.

How about the one quiet scene in Fury where Pitt and Lerman have tea with the two German women? Every single thing about that is written and staged perfectly.

Ms. Raisler, you are in for a treat. Blunderbuss is probably my favorite album of all time. That's how much I fell in love with it.

I just want to know what Tarantino's Top Ten is.

Hopefully once Tracy Morgan makes more progress in his recovery he can finally come forward about what Cosby did to his Aunt Paulette.

*tweets picture comparing Jason Bourne and Aaron Cross*