I'm pretty sure if Stephen Hawking watched five minutes of that show, he'd suddenly regain movement in his legs just long enough to go kick the TV into submission.

Get Jerry Lewis on the phone!

Will it be a Muslim inversion of Werewolf Bar Mitzvah?

Woody Allen made a movie about a comedian not wanting to make funny movies anymore. Now Chris Rock is making a movie about a guy named Andre ALLEN who feels the exact same thing. Plus, what music does Woody Allen not like? ROCK. THE ILLUMINATI IS AT WORK AGAIN SHEEPLE.

I feel like that gif can be used as a weapon for Advanced Warfare BAM THATS QUALITY COMEDY FOLKS CATCH MY NEW COMEDY CENTRAL SPECIAL SATURDAY AT 2:00 BLUTARSKY OUT

AH SHAHT AHP WITH YA GENTRIFICATION BULLSHIT YA FAHKIN QUEEAH! THAH AHCCENT BURNS INSIDE OF AHS NO MAHTTER HOW MAHNY LAHBSTAHHEADS LIKE YOU TRY AND BRING AHS DOWN!

I JUST WAHNT BOTH ASSFLECKS TO PLAY THOSE FAHKIN TSAHNEV BRAHTHAS AND MAHKY-MAHK TO PLAY MITT ROMNEY AND MATT DAMON TO PLAY THAHT BOAT IN WAHTAHTOWN IS THAHT TOO MUCH TAH FAHKIN ASK!

I'm picturing all these as sequels to the movie Dave where Kevin Kline looks like the president.

James Stewart, from American Tail 2: Fievel Goes West?

When I was in fourth grade my school went on a long field trip and we had to take one of those charter buses. The movie they had playing on all the little screens above their heads was My Dog Skip, and even though Skip doesn't die on the operating table, for some reason I burst into tears in the middle of that bus,…

I'm already looking for an opportunity to use that screenshot of Joaquin Pheonix screaming at a photo. I suspect it won't be that hard.

Needs more Kilmer and Downey Jr. bickering. Then again, what movies don't?

I saw a Seven Psychopaths clip in there with Farell and Woody Harrelson. Does this mean there'll be a Season 1 and 2 crossover? I'm going to pretend there will.

They all look like the Joker during that one scene where he doesn't have makeup.

I'm also worried that said meanderings are the only kind of dialogue Pizzolato knows how to write, and that he avoided any issues by centering the entire characteristics of Rust on those and therefore creating a strange and original character. It'll certainly be bad if other characters start talking like that too, but…

Don Rickles!

WHAHT THAH FAHK KINDA HOTEL IS CAHLLED YAHBA AHNYWAY NOBAHDY LET THIS GUY STAHT A HOTEL CHAIN HE'LL NAUHME IT SAHMTHIN RETAHDED

AYY I WAHS THEYUH TOO BAHSTON BROTHAS BAHSTON STRAHNG THAT SUIT HE WOAH AHT THAH BEGINNING SUAH WAHS QUEEUH HUH EHH GO FAHK YAHSELF

I always try to check myself when I sound like the guy in the movie theater line from Annie Hall, but Kevin Smith has really become one of the most indulgent filmmakers working.

I find The Bourne Identity to be very overrated, but when Doug Liman was replaced by Greengrass for Supremacy, it quickly got much better, and Ultimatum is one of my favorite movies. I also thought Legacy had that same progression through it alone, starting out horrible but ending on a high note.