One time after another Downton Abbey request I thought I heard him mutter "That fucking show would have zero awards to its name if I still got to host stuff." but when I asked for a clarification, he just smiled and left the room.

As someone who spent the past year working in a retirement home, I can say with certainty there is still hype.

He single-handedly made Transformers 3 somewhat enjoyable for me, which is a massive feat.

"CAN'T CATCH THE WIND!"

"You're trying to use Batman as an excuse to avoid sex wi-wait shit…

I saw them on their Quadrophenia revisiting tour a couple years ago, and it still blew my mind how Daltrey not only sang through all of Quadrophenia, but immediately afterward went into Won't Get Fooled Again (which he came close to nailing).

I remember a couple years ago, in a reference to the Family Guy bit where Adam West was on Jeopardy!, a guy put his Final Jeopardy! answer as "Kebert Xela."

Upvoting for the idea of your first incentive upon meeting your supposed doppelgänger is to eat him.

Am I the only one that thinks he injured himself intentionally, just to have a few more weeks to cherish of not having to play Han Solo again? Maybe he was trying to shoot himself or something, but George Lucas magically appeared out of nowhere and curved the bullet downward?

I thought only Jack White meeting Johnny Depp could do that.

Maybe it's just because as someone who lives in DC, I know people that live in Rockville, MD, the one I'm pretty sure this song is about, and I always sing this song to them to make fun of them.

Since Monday I've been hoping (Don't Go Back To) Rockville would be included in this list, and when I saw that R.E.M. was the subject of this, I grew very excited. I do not appreciate the dupe, Mr. Club. (AV Club is just one guy, right?)

Woody Allen Varg biopic! I called it!

For a second I thought it said New Ant-Man Disaster. There's a joke in here somewhere, I just know it.

Dear Jay Pharoah,
You're not going to be the next Eddie Murphy. Stop trying.

At least she beat Dave Mustaine to the punch.

Wait what? I thought this was a one woman broadway show starring ninety two year old Doris Day! Oh well you just lost my interest. Sally Field and hipsters. Pfff.

I know it's directed by Shawn Levy, but I actually have somewhat high hopes for this movie. At it's best, it could be Arrested Development meets The Big Chill.

I didn't read I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings in seventh grade (instead we read The Bluest Eye for some fucking reason), but we spent a few class periods learning about Angelou's childhood, because really, all black women that grew up in the thirties sort of blended together (I didn't like my school, in case you…

Call this premature, but I'm wondering if this is the start of a backlash and Marvel Studios. It's clear that they've got a well oiled machine going, and while it's proven to work more often than not, it also might mean that brilliant directors don't get a chance to show off their unique visions because it isn't…