I'm glad to see Mackie's getting major work. Dude's seriously underrated.

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RDJ's Demerol-fueled rant about LA women is probably one of my favorite monologues in fiction history.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Its complete perfection was the sole reason I was so let down by Iron Man 3.

It has begun. Seth Rogen shall win the Oscar for this, and he and Franco will go on to make many more movies together and actually become this generation's Scorsese/De Niro. It is the prophecy.

I'm just waiting for the day that Franco will try to directly involve Seth Rogen in his "serious artist does serious art" schtick, if only because I want to imagine a world where Rogen played James Dean and tried to adapt a William Faulkner novel, while Franco was the kid in Donnie Darko who sexually harassed Jena…

Unless "ditching housework" means Lois and Marge go and spend all night gambling away all their money together, I will be seriously let down.

Meet the Francos, followed by Little Francos

CAN WE STILL BE BEST FRIENDS?

MR. HOLDEN I LOVE YOUR WORK YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION TO ME AND I LOVE EVERYTHING YOU DO WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME LETS BE BEST FRIENDS

When I read the headline I thought it said Bette Midler, and I mistakenly thought that SHE had covered ZZ Top. I am disappointed.

Yeah, both parties mentioned it in interviews, and it was all I could think about for like a month.

Wait, what happened to that movie he was gonna make with Louis C.K.? I was so excited for that, and it looks like it's going to be pushed back.

Eh, you're right. If I'm going to say Lupita's, I might as well say the white woman was Anne Hathaway. I didn't even mean it as an insult to either of them, I just said if I had to choose between the two, it would be Hathaway. Do I deserve to be called racist for that?

It's all, good, saying it was only 6 is actually kind of a compliment.

THANK YOU SO MUCH. As someone relatively young, I see countless SJW crap almost everywhere I go. I was recently called racist with the utmost sincerity because I named a white woman as more attractive than Lupita N'yongo. I'm still trying to wrap my head around how and why the whole Tumblr/Twitter Suey Park/SJW trend…

It actually took me 7.

So this guy is trying to tell me that Insane Clown Posse has an arguably bigger vocabulary than both Run-DMC and 2Pac. Huh.

I like this. Throw in Meg Ryan as Marilyn and you've got a deal.

If you put the life of Sinatra in the hands of the guy who made Wolf of Wall Street, there will definitely be some Marilyn Monroe gang banging, going on, so I wouldn't worry about that. If worry that he's probably cast Leo as Frank when he's obviously a better Dean Martin.