Jesus, American University is practically a neighbor of mine and I knew nothing about this. The worst I get is sometimes college kids will take the best parking spaces in front of my house.

I definitely miss the Raimi movies (Hell, I prefer number three to the first Garfield offering), but when I rewatched Spider-Man 2 recently, as much as I loved it overall, I could still do without Octavius looking up to the sky and shouting "NOOOOO" after the arms kill those doctors. Whatever, I guess the…

This makes sense. The quality of Joss Whedon's output compared to Snyder's lines up perfectly with the quality of Marvel's recent output compared to DC's.

I can see Franco and LaBeouf engaging in a sort of Prestige-like rivalry, except instead of stealing magic tricks, they steal from each other, but since they both plagiarize apparently, they end up stealing from themselves, which Franco then deems an existential exercise, then they just get back to being stupid on…

Dr. Christian Szell? God, where's Dustin Hoffman when you need him?

I have to say, I'm slightly disturbed by everyone referring to Tarantino by his initials. They may be the letters in his name, but he's as far from a "QT" as you could get.

Now that you mention it, that's what I'm hearing. I'm just ignorant I guess.

I know there's the obvious similarity to I Cut Like a Buffalo with the Dead Weather, but am I the only one hearing a bit of Beastie Boys going on here? Maybe it's just the rapid-fire, very white singing going on, but I swear to God there's something.

That, or have Allen narrate the How To Be Black audio book.

I wAs reading how Turturro and Allen have the same barber and Turturro was joking with him about the possibility of Allen playing a pimp, then the barber related the idea to Allen, who loved it so much he contacted Turturro about making it a reality.

I expect some interesting Good Cop/Bad Cop routines.

Nah, Gwen is Diane Keaton and Mary Jane is Mia Farrow, and Mephisto is Soon-Yi.

"Shatner whiskey-slurs a devastating tirade to an inappropriately young girl" should definitely be used in sentences and conversation more often.

I almost feel like Pulp's version should've been disqualified from this competition considering how blown out of the water it was by Shatner's.

Can it be a fictionalized version of a real person? If so, the Harold & Kumar version of Neil Patrick Harris. My understudy is Rust Cohle, but I'm worried I'll come home having suicidal thoughts.

I didn't really get into Phish until the last couple years, but I've already seen them once, and it was probably the best concert I've ever been to (I've technically seen better artists, but seeing Bob Dylan in the 21st century is like seeing Chief Keef anytime). And they deserve more credit than just as a jam band.…

Only someone with as little self awareness as a Stratton Oakmont broker would go to lengths to prove to the public he was the inspiration for a fictionalized Stratton Oakmont broker.

The cops will understand if I told them I stole someone's scab to pay tribute to Mickey Rooney right?

I mean Jesus, he's only starring in ONE movie he didn't direct himself this year? Stop talking to your analyst about Mia already and get back to work!

Get rid of the first three and just remake Easy Rider with Biden and Clinton.
On second thought, keep Nicholson. He can just reprise his role.