If only they had managed to get Clint Eastwood like rumored.

I could see her playing the old German guy that Loki almost zaps.

I can't remember the last time a headline has upset me in such a variety of ways.

I'd like to imagine they spend their free time trying to perfect dancing to the Overture from West Side Story.

Believe me, I know some purists, and you did NOT want to see their reaction to this new one.

Every Saturday and Sunday I show movies at an old folks home. Saturday was a classic (you know, because they're old), The Apartment, from 1960 with Jack Lemmon. Sunday was Dallas Buyers Club, which I myself hadn't seen yet. One old person thought McConaughey cured AIDS at the end.

I personally find Auerbach to be less likable. Carney strikes me more as just a joker who likes to piss people off a bit too much. Either way, it's disappointing to see how much they had to cloud Auerbach's soulful voice here to make it seem more indie. In comparison, it makes me appreciate Jack White and his output…

I completely agree. I always defend Brothers and El Camino for the great soul rock albums they are, and I respect The Black Keys for trying that and pulling it off, but this sounds like a Goddamn Foster the People song.

I love this and lots of other Elton, but can my classic rock station please play Amoreena instead of like, anything else by him? In my opinion that's one of the greatest songs ever written.

He will, but then that rascally groundhog will come and reverse time so he's with us again.

I would wholeheartedly support any Cars movie in which Arnold Schwarzenegger voiced a Smartcar with a Napoleon Complex. Just wanted to put that on the table.

I envy you're mentality. If Reiner can muster up the energy to make three Oceans's movies in his eighties then there may be credence to your theory.

I want them to co-host the Oscars before one of them dies. Either that or have Spike Lee booked and promoted, then at the last minute replaced with Tarantino.

Last I checked, the age of consent to be someone's cousin and work at Hooter's is an additional five years, two if you're in Georgia.