I'll give it another shot, maybe on audio this time.

Coming next year to Starz.

I thought I really liked Neil Gaiman when I read American Gods (still a favorite of mine), but then I realized that he has been writing the same book for decades as I read more of his work.

I read through the part where he is a ragamuffin 12 year old gypsy or whatever and then when that part ended, I was like, "Oh good, the backstory shit is over," but then he went to wizarding school and I threw the book at the wall.

You like him or dislike him? I tried to read the first Malazan book, but found it willfully dense. I'll try again one day.

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE

Inoffensive pool party rock.

There is no nuance.

My partner's take on the book was that she phoned it in.

I dislike both Belushis so much that I can't even fucking keep 'em straight!

It's why Jim Belushi isn't funny to anybody born since he died.

Even his early solo stuff?

Brian Sanderson and Patrick Rothfuss. As cornball as cornball gets, in my opinion.

Or it would be, if it was clever.

I liked his comedy and his show until they both started getting preachy. Jesus Christ, that episode with the fat girl just would not end. I immediately got the point, and the monologue just kept fucking going.

Steven Wilson. It just doesn't do it for me. No reason I shouldn't like it.

You could pretend David Lynch directed it if you just replace all of Semyon's monologues with the sound of a woman screaming over a droning, rickety fan.

Too slow on the draw!

"Not enough prolapsed urethras. —D. Cronenberg"

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