Just in time for hockey season.

Until you feel the guilt that comes with getting paid a decent wage to do literally nothing, while others who would do back-breaking labor for minimum wage go jobless. It is a no-win. Except for the aforementioned wage.

It seems like fun until you realize that having nothing to do means you have no accomplishments. It is fucking soul-draining.

English isn't better than mine, not buying it.

They can at least form a complete thought.

"…say fans who eat this shit up," was the braver, more Oniony headline.

I'm saying, find a different, non-emotionally manipulative issue than infertility to get the point across.

I think "PC" covers so broad a topic that the term is meaningless and harmful to any constructive discourse.

No, but one of them is in a brand new mixed use building that is literally bordered on three sides by housing projects. There is always a line out the door because they don't have menus (which is making me go to competitors), and you can see how nervous the fresh-faced white folks are at looking across the street and…

Topped only by Yahoo News and YouTube commenters.

My partner was a shelter manager downtown in a major city. She recommends spending real time volunteering or donating money to local hands-on charities if you want to help the homeless. Just giving somebody money doesn't elevate the individual out of poverty or get them the medical attention that they often need.…

Gourmet doughnuts have become a thing in the DC-area, and I am ecstatic. Much different than several years ago where the best doughnuts in town were at a discount grocery store called Shopper's Food Warehouse.

I found it less boring that the first Avengers movie, which sucked dong and which, I posit, people only liked because of the insane years-long hype buildup.

That's pretty much how it goes.

I was once burned by some sklarding hot water.

I have played hockey my entire life and have never heard this term.

Less screechy.

Boooooo

Ol' plastic face?

"I just love his cute lil' arms!"