No mention of his dramatic acting turn as the safety-minded bartender that hid drunk Dr. House's keys from him for two episodes?

Is there a guide for where to get started on the books? I tried reading one of the older ones (1989) and it was horrible, like a pre-teen chapter book or something.

Of that era?

That episode was the TV equivalent of click bait.

What of Pontypool?

No

Black, as they say, don't crack.

Maybe they paid attention to the part where Thor shows up and says he figured out everything because he went in the well?

If you found this movie confusing… how do you get through life? Genuine question.

It REALLY doesn't work in the audiobook version!

Somebody said pretty much exactly that to me one day, and then we were in a relationship for like three weeks, and then she manic pixied to the next thing in her life.

Now I've truly seen everything.

I saw it first when I was like 11, in theaters with the first special edition thing, I think? I was with a superfan, it should have been the best thing ever, and it did zero for me.

You don't like guys who sing like they are gritting their teeth and carrying a really heavy sofa up a flight of stairs?

Star Wars, too.

Did they ever even say what they were supposed to be curing?

Most things to do with drug culture turn me off. This knocks out large swathes of music and film. Also, anything you could describe as "trippy" inherently sucks, in my opinion.

He can't identify with being a swinging dick fuck machine, I get it.

Do transdimensional beings count?

The human race is fixated on ranking things. I think this compulsion to rank and rate is something we are going to have trouble explaining to our eventual alien overlords.