Jesus, Sam. Slow news day?

What basis do you have that all three of the men involved are dicks?

Sometimes I try to tell myself that the Kevin Roberts sketch with Larry David just isn't that funny, but then I say "Can a bitch get a donut?" out loud and eat my words. That is one bizarrely funny line.

And I agree with your review. Was a peculiarly low energy episode, given how much steam radiated from those first two.

Here to help!

Moffat played Anderson Cooper, not Mikey Day.

Man. This political cycle is getting weirder and more polarizing by the day.

Not bad! This had the benefit of percussion and other instruments to create a full band sound. I would love to see this live!

If I'm not mistaken, didn't they remake the Halloween theme using electric guitars? Not even Paul Rudd can make that endurable.

It's not the worst entry in the franchise (that would be Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers), but it is remarkably pointless.

Technically she isn't the "unkillable" star of the Halloween franchise. Ol' Myers did her in in the deplorable Halloween: Resurrection.

You had me at "screening of Shogun Assassin". Please tell me it was a full house for that! What an experience. And it's good to know he (almost) stays in character. The damn sharpied mustache is the ribbon that ties the ensemble together.

What's "athletics"?

On a separate note, Michelle Wolf, Michael Che and Chris Gethard are great live comedians!

Is that a moustache sponsored by an elementary school's art department?

Wait. Is one of the photographed comedians donning a Sharpied moustache? Do I see a man with a moustache that has been markered onto his upper lip?

You're giving me the full R. Lee Ermey.

I was being rude. The world doesn't need more hatesong - I mean haters. But the humor in this article is…I don't know. Lame? It was late and I was drunk and I had to comment on it.

Your shit is dumb, Barsanti.

Sebastian Silva.