I'd go further. I'd go, "Life is wasted on people."

Abso-fucking-lutely agree.

I know I'm a little late to this party, but I have to agree with Caroline. The 2011 Winnie the Pooh film is a charming experience, yet it is the trailer I cannot revisit without crying and feeling that nostalgic swelling in my stomach.

I wish I could say that I was responsible for a segment on capitalism that concludes with this gem of a voice-over: "Just hear what U2's Bono has to say", followed by a clip of Bono saying something cool about America that was clearly taken from an entirely different source.

You should have seen the vitriol I was greeted with from the few people that eventually recognized me as a fake. It felt more like Edgar Allan Poe's law.

I realize this also makes me sound kind of lonely and bored.

Over the weekend I changed my Facebook name to Dinesh D'Souza, changed my picture to his face, and deleted my personal information. I then responded to as many comments on his official page, pretending to be him. A lot of his followers bought it and I was flooded with friend requests. It got pretty loony. Many of my…

They're fucked when O'Neal leaves.

Almost certain they were doing a parody of this :

Has anyone mentioned that the "white rap group" sketch was based off of this gem? https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Scuse me A/A, he won in 2006 for Capote, not 2007. Such journalism!