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Politician: "We're all very impressed with your wild theories, Doctor Marsh, but the fact is no statistical proof has ever been confirmed that global warming exists. Are you suggesting we shut down the economy?"
Randy: "With all due respect, cliché dissenting Republican, the economy isn't going to matter… the day

Apparently the Matrix is run on UNIX, and now that I'm looking at the names it makes total sense.

Don't forget your dog-eared copy of Steve Urkel's Super-Cool Guide to Success!

"Smug Alert!" annoyed me more than any other political episode they've done. It was such sloppy conservative anti-environment bullshit. "Manbearpig" aired the same season, a few weeks later. Time will not be kind to those episodes.

Nuking the 1st place driver from the back of the field always felt like lazy ass design to me. Drivers in the back field should get boost powerups to help them up to speed. Shrooms, bolts, stars.

"Sir, I'll have you know chitterlings kept my family alive during the war!"

Do I remember the Urkel? Why, it's better than Elvis!

I've seen the rapture in a starving baby's eyes
Inchoate beatitude, the lord of the flies

Schaefer's stories and universes are so fantastic, I always feel like they're too big for one game.

I'd like to see a list of Stick of Truth callbacks, because I'm pretty sure there's a reference to every single episode of South Park.

I spend an embarrassing amount of time in Dota. The girlfriend calls it my second job.

Last year's Gone Home was pretty fun. Great art design and a surprisingly dense story behind what could be criticized as a game of "collect the audiologs".

Wow. The end of that interview shows they are definitely still messed up. But at least they aren't goosestepping anymore.

You'll realize what a blessing this is when you're at a job where everyone else wants to listen to country radio all day. Which has a rotating playlist of maybe a dozen songs.

I can play the guitar like a guitar and a half
Lovin', is what I have.

They are towns in which Sublime played shows.

I actually like Nowell's playing in this song. There's a swingy dynamic, a bit of melody. Who cares if it's mostly within two chords?

Now that you mention it, this exact same thing happened in the last Hatesong ("Tomorrow"), she had no idea what the song was about or that the singer was singing from someone else's POV.

Now I can't get "Semi-Charmed Life" out of my head. Doot doo doo! *looking for gun*