Lyric deconstruction is really the most lazy music criticism. "He says he loves his dog, but earlier he said he doesn't cry when his dog runs away! Continuity alert, genius!"

I started listening to both bands about the time I started playing music, so I'd look up their chords and learn their songs since they were fairly simple. Today? I could maybe twang out a half-assed "Santeria". But I know how to play so many Bad Religion songs it's ridiculous.

Fuck it, I like Sublime. Their bizarre reggae-punk-jam noise was a great antidote to the late-90s radio-alternative slick bullshit quagmire. This is the same year that "Mmmbop" and "Semi-Charmed Life" and the fucking Spice Girls were tearing up the charts.

I was gonna give Sublime credit for introducing me to Bad Religion, but that was actually Crazy Taxi.

Carman - "A Witch's Invitation"
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Al's made a couple offhand jokes about crack that kind of annoy me. But then again, so has the President.

get up get the gunge
get the flan in the face
the flan in the face

DJ Hero has a hilarious mashup of "Informer" with "ABC 123"

All the free stuff they added to ME3 multiplayer is mindblowing. I had a minor renaissance going with that game for awhile.

I really liked The Swapper's visual design. The world was built from clay models, so the surfaces have interesting texture and big objects are sort of lumpy and misshapen. There's a nice artful ugliness well-fitted to a sci-fi puzzle game.

Origins added those ninja mobs, which requires you to keep the distracting combat visuals enabled, and to focus on that stupid alert sprite, so you tap counter exactly enough times.

Kentucky Route Zero and The Swapper are both amazing. Two of the best games I played in the past year.

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That is some commitment. But I love this surreal repurposing of characters, the Seinfeld "Meatship" script was the first one I remember reading. Coming off less like fanfiction and more like creepy mindfuckery.

According to Wiki, "Leaders and Followers" was actually recorded for the Clerks soundtrack.

Yes, Mister Sportsfan. Everything stinks.

I apologize for my reticence, but your fart jar has been certified by Fartsworth's, widely regarded as an inferior and unethical competitor to the Fart Jar Guarantee Authority.

The Simpsons and Futurama DVD commentaries are fantastic, you should really check them out.

Dream Theater's Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes From a Memory

*brings The Apartment to a movie date*

FTL's a blast. I managed to beat it on Easy using the default Engi ship. Outfitted with a couple ion blasters and a couple anti-ship drones you can really dominate the last stage. I've unlocked a few other ships but none seem to have the same potential.