God damn it, internet! This is like my proposal for "Haunted House Hunters" all over again.

Unfortunately, Ser Pounce cannot produce an heir. A Lannister always spays his pets.

See, this tragedy is so large that very little time was required before it could be dealt with via comedy. It totally checks out with our equation.

What? You were all thinking it.

Christina Grimmie, or "Grimey," as she liked to be called, taught us that a woman can triumph over adversity. And even though her agonizing struggle through life was tragically cut short, I'm sure she's looking down on this right now…

I like their onion rings.

I was Bart's age when the show started. Now I'm pushing Homer's age. I'll be in the basement batting a lightbulb.

No way I'll be able to keep my cameraphone steady for that long.

This was just terrible. Dexter final season terrible. Phantom Menace terrible.

Practice this line: "I never sent or received any material marked 'pirated'". It works!

"I want my son off of your mailing list. I have contacted the post office about the pornographic material that has been recieved in the mail, my next stop is my attorney. I do not want this number called anymore and I do not want anything delivered to my address. If I recieve anything else from this band, or this…

Pfft, Darkstalkers is where it's at. (lights clove cigarette)

This was his not-so-great sophomore album. "They're All Gonna Laugh At You" is the Sandler album to get if you're gonna get a Sandler album. Which you shouldn't.

Right after Garfield.

Just sayin'; Democratic field looks like the goddamned Oscars.

But first to take a soil sample!

60% of Republicans voted for a minority, 100% of Democrats voted for a white person.

The Ford Bronco is being reintroduced for 2016. It's replacing the FJ Cruiser.

Trevor Noah

Jeez, I could have sworn Jeffrey Jones had died. But no, that was Otho. JJ is just a registered sex offender.
…So The Ambulators shall stride again!