It's okay, Pablo Jimenez.

Favorite cover version:

Except in the case of Head Of The Class, in which, Eddie Murphy style, every part was played by Howard Hesseman.

"I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through
(And the beat will go on and on and on and on)…"

For Our Consideration:

Sometimes the answer is right there in front of you.

Bart Simpson was never a feminist.

But…in Kinja form!

Lorne Michaels: "The thing about Hannibal of Carthage is that he never thought about Dido when he was on an elephant, you see what I mean, Chris?"

Always the perfectionist.

Done!

No, this is the thread where we discuss the refinement of the Celestial Mysterium from debased physical matter in this fallen world.

Yeah, the degree of misrepresentation has been pretty despicable. His take on the situation can be disputed, but he was coming from a reasonable place.

That was a slider.

In the end, the articles at AV Club turned out to matter as much as the articles of a 1970 Playboy mattered to a 14 year old boy.

Instead of money, I'd just like my needs and appetites immediately taken care of. And the ability to travel anywhere on a whim.

It's been fun having you around.

How are the Nards?

"I'LL utter these horrible lines, with intense relish."

(extra mustard on the Seinfeld inflection)