Basically, when people were complaining about the difficulty of replying to each other in nested threads, one of the reps said, in essence, "Okay, but is the purpose of a website to have conversations, or to direct comments toward the authors and topics of the article?"

(Reposted)

Ahem.

Someone posted a truly awful, but cleverly worded, joke about raping minors.

Let's get him drugs to expand his personality.

You're misusing the word "compulsive".

Much love for working vicariance speciation into a comment, and with elegance. I'm not quite ready to stand on top of a crate and make my farewell speech (sometime before midnight, I will), but this is the kind of excellence that Kinja is about to murder.

In 2017, nine out of ten writers actually aren't writers at all!

Awwww.

(low voice)

Great Job Internet was misleading and disappointing.

Appropriate, if corny.

(Johnny Rotten voice)

This innocuous little comment fucking wins.

He tastes like cigarettes and regret.

No, no, no.

You know who was never a feminist?

Bravo.

Leonard Pierce.

WHICH MAKES IT AWKWARD WHEN I'M PAID TO CLEAN HER POOL!